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Did you know you can go look at old things friends have written on your wall from CLEAR back when?! Ha!

Here are some funny things my friends wrote to me, ranging from 2007 to 2010:

(names will not be revealed to protect the (not-so) innocent)

Congratulations, I thought it was never going to happen. Kidding, but congrats
(referring to me getting engaged)

Hey, you are pretty much the best stalker ever. Okay, well maybe not ever, but I think you're pretty good because I didn't even know you were watching me until you texted me. Even though I thought I heard heavy breathing coming from a bush, but I just thought "It's college, why not?" But next time you stalk me you should leave me a present.

MICHAEL! His name is Michael! And he's beautiful and I love him and... oh ya he's STILL in PRISON! (Hopefully no one reads this and thinks Im in love with a guy whos is prison :)

Heather, you will be so proud of me. guess what I did yesterday for the first time in at least four years? I bought. . . white socks!!!!

She's not dead! Thats all there is to it! We have to watch that episode! Like this weekend Heather! and Im SERIOUS!

Hey H-Bomb! Good luck on your Micro test tomorrow. I'm sure you're going to kill it. I saw some of The Man Who Knew Too Little again this weekend...classic. P.S.-Gueth how many fingerth I have?

You held a duck for ransom! That's AWESOME! I can't wait for the story. lol great now i wont be able to sleep because the suspense will be killing me. ;)

Screthv, the thing is, is that I am sitting by you now, yet still working, and getting NOTHING! I guess I do better when I have distractions :)

Dear Heather, tell Crik that he is in trouble with me and my older sista. 

Of course I remember, that was one of the worst/terrifying moments of my life...seriously! How did we get it out anyways?

Hether!!!! I had no idea you already got your engagement picts! You never talk to me anymore... 

(maybe if this friend knew how to spell my name we would've still talked ;)

...But I think it would of been cooler if you were to see me and then started banging at the glass futilely yelling my name and as soon as I was about to walk away forever, you take a step back and come running at a full pace (even though your full pace is relatively slow, I remember high school) and you lower your shoulder and break through the glass and everyone looks it gets really quiet and I pretend not to see you and run away..

Heather, just wanted to say goodluck at trying to beat me in our upcoming tubing war. And no hard feelings for when you lose, right? Didnt think so :)

Happy Birthday!!!! And congrats on the academic relocation. It's nice that you are starting to take your education seriously.

(I had just transferred to the U from Utah State)

Haha, oh man, our news letters get each other into trouble! Like how I almost passed out/ puked today because of yours!

And a status update from me:

 Heather is so mad that she got ANOTHER parking ticket...that makes 8
Yes it's true, I have gotten 8 parking tickets...maybe more. I've lost count.

Being done with finals and being bored makes for some entertaining finds!
p.s. can you guess which one is from Chris and our very early dating days?