90210: The Move

Our family of 3 making the trek to L.A.

Don't worry, we were only at South Town Mall at this point.

I guess someone was excited to be on our way.

 It was probably Londyn...she was so excited she slept all the way to St. George.

Doesn't get any better than this.

Perfect little Londyn.

Warning: The following story contains photos that may be unsuitable for small children. 

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We had to get here on Wednesday so we could get the keys for the apartment we are subleasing and check it out. The lady that we are subleasing it from was leaving the country at 6am the following morning so we needed a hotel for the night...The cheapest we found was $120.

Thanks to priceline we found an "upscale" hotel for that price right on Sunset Blvd. 

After having the valet park our car, we walked into the lobby to find this:

It smelled INCREDIBLE.

And...

What. the. crap. isthatpicture?!

Ok, whatever. Weird but maybe that is what West Hollywood considers "upscale."

  

We went down to our room and as soon as the bellhop left I doubled over in shock and laughter.

The room smelled incredible.

But WHAT THE CRAP?! ARE THOSE PICTURES?!

Giant legs above one bed....

AND....

 giant boobs/cleavage above the other!

 We had to shield Londyn's eyes with her sunglasses.

Along with the outrageous decor were some outrageous prices for the minibar. 

$8.50 for chocolate buttons (aka m&ms)?!

There was also NO free wifi. And the valet cost $35.

The beds were comfy and did I mention it smelled incredible there?

But we were glad to be out of there the next day and into our apartment.

Londyn got sick so we've done some lounging.

 And yes, living in a stranger's apartment and using their things is very, very weird. 

 Especially when their level of cleanliness doesn't quite match your own.

 But we are getting used to it and are looking forward to the next 12 weeks...

As long as they remain giant-boob free.